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Mangst

A special flavor of manly angst, emanating primarily from guys preoccupied with being "real men" (i.e., tough, strong, brooding, some flavor of urban warrior). Primarily caused when the guy feels his masculinity assailed, be it from someone keying his Hummer, a physical imperfection like premature balding, or being confronted by someone who breaks traditional gender roles.

Another variant of mangst is the old brooding, angst-ridden artist bit. What perhaps began as a James Dean impression to score arty chicks imperceptibly morphed into full blown, chronic mangst.
Did you check out last night's episode of Sons of Anarchy? So much mangst!
by peppergomez October 7, 2010
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mangina

A male lackey of the feminist hate movement (Usually called a 'male feminist'), who views women as superior to men and always bows down to and agrees with women in an attempt to curry favour, especially his abusive, man-hating wife who will screw him over in the divorce court, ruin his life and reputation, whelp a child that isn't his and sting him for money for said child. In short, a man-slave. Almost all married men these days are manginas, and so are a slightly less number of single men.
'Oprah's just a show for women and manginas, man!'
by Kiyana Va Sala April 18, 2006
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mangirlfriend

Any female who is more masculine than her boyfriend. Her physique is typically bulkier than that of her significant other. She also has a deeper voice and weighs more. It's speculated that mangirlfriends even have more facial hair than their boyfriends.

On top of all of this, a mangirlfriend is usually ugly as shit. If one didn't know she was a girl, one would swear she was a bear. Once one discovers she's a girl, one immediately assumes she's a lesbian.

But no, she is in fact straight, and usually extra slutty in hopes of proving this. A mangirlfriend's boyfriend is typically either desperate for companionship or is basically on the verge of being a twink. If the latter is the case, the difference in masculinity is extra humorous.
Mortimer: "What the hell? Why is Jacob sitting in his girlfriend's lap? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
Jimi: "MANGIRLFRIEND!"

Kaylee: "Fuck Austin and his fucking mangirlfriend!"
Ajay: "Hey watch out, he might have her beat you up."
by teamdarrick December 1, 2009
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manginia

Ken: "Hey Bob, that is a nice manginia you have there"
Bob: "Thanks Ken, lets see yours"
by Jeremy W September 25, 2005
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Mike Mangini

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.
Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.
by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013
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reverse mangina

When a girl pulls out her vagina and rearranges her floppy labia to look like a big old dick

Invented by CollegeHumor

Instructions: Drop trau, turn aroun', turn that frown... upside down.
Veronica: I'm so upset, I have no plans for Saturday night
Betty: I know what will cheer you up. Check out my reverse mangina
by Topes October 19, 2009
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Magitek Armor

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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