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citigroup asset management

Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.
Why is my paycheck short? Oh, because I work for the terrorists at citigroup asset management.
by greengirl123 November 17, 2006
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Management

A medical condition - and the professional field opened upon contraction - which nullifies or in severe cases reverses the normal causative effects of gaining skill in an area as experience with that area also grows, as well as inverting the pay-to-productivity ratio.
Bob got management and within 6 months had forgotten everything he had learned in his 10 years as a developer. He can't write a line of code anymore, but now he makes twice as much as he did before!
by Adayin December 23, 2009
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Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.
Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.
by KingKongDave May 17, 2010
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mushroom management

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)
Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.
by Hot Licks November 1, 2015
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Upper Management

1. A group of people with large egos, lack of vision, and a growing disconnect between their employees and the well being of their organization.

2. A single member of Upper Management is colloquially known as a "non-contributing fuck."
Upper Management denied Janice a living wage increase and vacation time, but felt it was in the company's best interest to spend time 'building bridges' at the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. The cost was over $300,000 for a month's stay.
by The Original Running Sloth October 23, 2013
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drive-by management

A management style bearing the characteristics of a drive-by shooting. Typically, this involves firing off pointers at subordinates with a total lack of regard for accuracy or willingness to take personal responsibility. The manager will then make a quick getaway without accomplishing anything.
Ken got hit with drive-by management when his supervisor blew past with a coffee mug and offered his two cents.
by lankage May 2, 2011
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Egg Management Fee

When you purchase an article or service and they quote you a price only to find out that there are other "Egg Managment Fee's" that are hiden or not quoted. This new phrase is taken from the Ally Bank commerical that takes eggs from the little kid without him knowing or agreeing to it. In the commercial he takes a portion of the kids eggs calling it an egg managment fee. Basicly taking something without having it acknowledged in the beginning.
You call and make a reservation at a hotel and they quote you a price of $140. You assume that the only thing left out is the tax so in your head you calculate that it is $140 plus 13% (HST) or $158.20. When you check out the hotel statment has Evironment Tax of $7.25 and a Tourist Tax of $4.25. I refer these to additional expenses as "Egg Management Fee" as these are hiden and never told to us as part of the initial room charge until we check out.
by Cribmaster September 5, 2010
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