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Screw Manchu

the Fu Manchu of the hearts
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!
betty was screwed by another asshole yesterday night. this time she got the jackpot, this guy was a Screw Manchu.
by sgrDD March 16, 2008
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Fu Manchu

Referencing the style of mustache, a Fu Manchu is a very foolish person.
"Why would you do that? You're such a Fu Manchu!"

"That, my freind, is a Fu Manchu maneuver."
by Jerot February 12, 2009
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patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.
by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015
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fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.
Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.
by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009
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Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
by Miguela- December 13, 2009
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goo manchu

the sexual act of a man ejaculating on a woman's face in the form of a fu manchu.
i totally goo manchu'ed all over this chick's face that i met at the bar.
by copernicustriceratops June 24, 2010
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Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
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