Screw Manchu

the Fu Manchu of the hearts
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!

betty was screwed by another asshole yesterday night. this time she got the jackpot, this guy was a Screw Manchu.

by sgrDD March 16, 2008

Fu Manchu

Referencing the style of mustache, a Fu Manchu is a very foolish person.

"Why would you do that? You're such a Fu Manchu!"

"That, my freind, is a Fu Manchu maneuver."

by Jerot February 12, 2009

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.

I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!

by Miguela- December 13, 2009

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

goo manchu

the sexual act of a man ejaculating on a woman's face in the form of a fu manchu.

i totally goo manchu'ed all over this chick's face that i met at the bar.

by copernicustriceratops June 24, 2010