The crap place i live in, turning like liverpool,cuz of all the crack-head gangs, Gunchester,i hate my life >.<
Guy1:'dude have u been to manchester yet?'
Guy2:'NO WAY THAT PLACE SUX TOTAL 4RS3
by fgsfdsguy December 31, 2009
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OMFG how many times do i have to tell people BIRMINGHAM is the second city of England not Manchester. that is all.
idiot-hey do you want to go to Manchester Englands second city?
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham
by villa4life October 24, 2006
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Dirty rapist scum bag plastic faced looking shit head cunts can’t stand them their wankers so stuck up their arse like they English tranny faggot cunts.
In Manchester Their all plastic twats with no balls they think their hard pussies
by English are trannys December 13, 2021
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Cool city in the North West of England.

2 Football (Soccer) Teams.

Loads of Bars and Pubs.

It rains alot.

Its full of Illegal Immigrants, Particularly BP and Pakistani Radical Muslims. Often seen protesting outside Marks and Spencer's on a weekend and generally verbally abusing Jewish and British People.

See:-

Muslim, Paki, BP, Rusholme, 9/11, 7/7, Scumbags etc...
Person 1: "Where do you live?"

Person 2: "Manchester"

Person 1: "Cool, Where abouts?"

Person 2: "Rusholme; I'm a Paki; I hate England and all Europeans, I'm just off to burn some flags outside Marks and Spencer coz i'm a cunt."

Person 1: "I agree you are a cunt."
by urban111 November 2, 2006
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A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance.

Full of AIDS infected gays, niggers and jews and officially ranked as the worst place to live in the whole UK 2007 by Channel 4 Television.
Them dirty fucking gays from Manchester think the place is the new Jerusalem!
by Fourtunate Manc August 23, 2008
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A city in the north west.
I would know, I live there (:
Trafford- YES BREVV (Y)

It's not all bad really. Yes, it rains. Yes we have a high crime rate. Hey, they only shoot at eachother (: It happens so often it don't make the news no more :L

We have 2 football clubs, both of whom are shite (: But MCFC (Y)

Backbone of the insustrial revolution.
Roman Settlement
Madchester<3

Multicultural and multitalented city. My home. I love it.
We have sexual accents. Not everyone talks like they're braindead, mind :)
Manchester: Roman Settlement, Shithole, Amazing Place
Yes brev
by BEANALEANARAWR May 15, 2009
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Manchester is situated in the North West of England.

Commonly slandered by the Scousers,

"Manchester is the home of poofs and pansies"

True to some aspects, Manchester does have a very popular Gay Village; in which there is a "Gay pride" festival each year with Many famous faces including r Ian McKellen, However, Manchester also has a lot more to offer and a lot more to show for all the hard work over the years.

Manchester United: One of the Most sucessful football teams to come out of England.

Manchester City: The richest football club in the world. (also the best, well; we've got the best fans)

Many musicians that took a huge impact on britain in the 80's-90's were also from Manchester and for that we pride ourselfs.

The Smiths
Oasis
The Stone Roses
Happy Mondays
(to name a few)

Also if it wasn't for MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) the legends known as Ric Mayall & Adrian Edmonson would have never met thus drastically altering british humor through out the 90's.

That in turn renders Manchester one of the Greatest citys in one of the Greatest Countries in the world.
Have you been to Manchester? Yeah mate, Even those chilian miners have been..
by DtotheLA February 11, 2011
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