malaneyed

when someone actively pursues and steals your boyfriend or fiance

You know you've been malaneyed when you see your fiance with his tongue down the throat of another woman on national television.

by a former fan March 4, 2009

wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Malena

one of the most prettiest, independent and reliable people who can also react stubbornly and rejectingly. talented in things like singing, dancing or sports. loves to travel and experience risky things. either think too little or too much about stuff.

One of the best names - Malena

by Mallyx) May 31, 2020

Malfunction

When someone is being an ass to you, or is acting very strangely.

Dizz: "Hey Rico, mind if I sit next to you?"

Rico: "Yeah, I mind."

Dizz: "What's your malfunction, Rico?"

by Zastro November 7, 2009

Malani

Malani is your average outgoing, outspoken, goofy, beautiful,"one of the guys" type of girl. Dont hold back around malani because she is the most funnest person to be around, what ever you say might make her laugh until she turns red. you would want to lose a malani, your life wont be the same without her

Yo did you talk to Malani lately?
YEAH! she wouldn't stop say "RAWR XD" tho she's so cool to be around

by @thebeautyoall April 21, 2018

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

Malena

Malena is the best friend that you could ever have!She knows when your sad and knows how to cheer you up.

Isn't Malena a perfect friend!?

by Midnight146 May 15, 2016