maltese

a person from the rock nation / island of malta

coldplay are real maltese

by josh1287 January 24, 2011

Malteser

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!

A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!

by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013

Maltese Cross

Sex position where one partner dresses up as a holy-land crusader and the other like a nun. The use of the Maltese Cross symbol on clothing is mandatory. One partner then urinates on dirt and flings it on the other such that they form the appearance of muddy urine casts.

Yo, we had a theme date last night. We watched Kingdom of Heaven, did a Maltese Cross, and ended with some Hookah and Age of Empires II.

by ldawg88 April 14, 2011

malteser

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.

'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.

by BabyDizz April 30, 2005

Malteser Milkshake

When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>

Yo Lewis made a nice malteser milkshake in me last night.

by pewismalteser October 26, 2017

Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.

Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser

by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.

Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!

by Malta Magic May 30, 2018