Malkogasm

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.

by Emma Perry January 26, 2009

Malkmosity

Malkmosity is a word that describes a person's indieness. For example, if your favorite group is the Black Eyed Peas and you love polo shirts, you have low Malkmosity. If you hate the Black Eyed Peas now and say they were better in the 90's when they were an anti-gangsta rap group (but still didn't really like them, because they were not white and didn't play guitar) and you wear Buddy Holly glasses, you have high Malkmosity.

Coined by Dr. David Thorpe of Something Awful, Malkmosity refers to Pavement singer Stephen Malkmus. The reason being is Malkmus is the epitome of indie. He was a security guard before he recorded one of indie's seminal albums, Slanted & Enchanted, with his friend Spiral Stairs (Scott Kannberg) in the garage of their hippie drummer's house. His music is slightly off kilter pop with cryptic lyrics. (Example, "She's got the radioactive and it makes me feel okay" WTF?!) He is skinny, white, and plays guitar. He is indie.

High Malkmosity Guy: I snuck into a Dinosaur Jr./My Bloody Valentine show 21+ gig when I was fifteen in the early 90s.
Higher Malkmosity Guy: That's cool. I gave Thurston Moore, Lee Ranaldo, and Glenn Branca head in the early 80s.
No Malkmosity Guy: I kind of like music that the majority of the population has heard of.

by Rkye November 19, 2006

Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

Mia Malkova

A hot pornstar on pornhub

Me-I watched so many videos of Mia Malkova fucking her stepbrother

James-Dude, there's like a thousand of those.

by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 18, 2019

Mia Malkova

A blonde ma'am who likes to do something like body twists or stuff while licking popsicle look alike things.

Teenage boy who got into touching himself at some interesting parts of his body: "Mia Malkova really can do things my girlfriend unfortunately can't."

by not_pepe May 25, 2016

Malcom x

Malcolm X (born Malcolm Little May 19, 1925 – February 21, 1965 – also known as: Detroit Red, El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz, and Omowale) was an American spokesman for the Nation of Islam. Malcolm X was the founder of the Muslim Mosque, Inc. and the Organization of Afro-American Unity.

One of the most prominent black nationalist leaders born in the United States. As a militant leader, Malcolm X advocated black pride, economic self-reliance, and identity politics. He ultimately rose to become a world renowned Pan-Africanist and human rights activist. Malcolm X was assassinated in New York City on February 21, 1965 on the first day of National Brotherhood Week.

"To take one's 'X' is to take on a certain mystery, a certain possibility of power in the eyes of one's peers and one's enemies ... The 'X'; announced what you had been and what you had become: Ex-smoker, Ex-drinker, Ex-Christian, Ex-slave." - Malcom X

by The Lemon Hunter November 5, 2005

Capital Malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.

"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

by Overwatch April 20, 2005