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President Madagascar

On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.
Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
by ChrisDaLunatic September 30, 2008
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malgafax

A very sexy cow
I like malgafax
by Malgafax April 27, 2017
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Malaea

Malaea is an attractive, smart, amazing, and responsible woman. They are some of the most intelligent people ever. But if you cross their backs, you will regret it.
Omg she’s so amazing, must be a Malaea.
by Calmdowwwwnnnnnnnn July 24, 2020
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Malayah

Malayah Is Very Pretty and she deserves the world, boys likes her a lot , and she is popular, she is irritating sometimes & a little off point but you should get you a malayah😍 !
Tristan: Malayah is my girlfriend bro💍!
Tywane: Shut up she’s mines🕺🏽!
by Susjssush December 1, 2019
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Malaya

Malaya is a short but average girl Malaya is so cute hot and sexy you name it if you treat her just right then she will treat you the same but if you break her heart she will break your face if hoes talk shit to her you get hit bitch and her lovely loyal ass hot talk ass bf Ivan is sweet to her lovable gives her kisses but he hugs a lot of other girls bad mistake dude she,may be short but that ass tho is big bitches
Omg Malaya your so fucking pretty I love your hazel Brown eyes
by anonymous April 18, 2018
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malana cream

its the best quality hash in the world.
and only grows in a particular region in the himalayas
the name is derived from the place where it grows.malana is near the township of manali in himachal pradesh in india.
hey babalog les go smoke some malana man,its complete blissssss.
by babalog September 4, 2005
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Tapanga Malanga

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010
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