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Mailbox Fishing

Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.

Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.
Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.
by Legend1999 February 28, 2019
mugGet the Mailbox Fishingmug.

School Mailbox

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox
by Vqisr October 21, 2021
mugGet the School Mailboxmug.

Fix the Mailbox

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.
Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.
by Truthteller85 September 22, 2018
mugGet the Fix the Mailboxmug.

dirty mailbox

A sexual position, the female participant is in the doggy style position. The male participant (Mailman) aproaches from behind and enters into the anus, quickly withdrawing and then immediately entering the vagina. Thus he dirties up the mail and then delivers it.
That hoes quiefs smell like shit, she must have gotten a dirty mailbox.

I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.
by dego dis way May 18, 2006
mugGet the dirty mailboxmug.

mailbox dog

tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.
"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"

"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"
by angus bohanon July 1, 2006
mugGet the mailbox dogmug.

Banging on a mailbox

Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.
Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!

or

In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.

or
That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.
by Nick @ B3YOND! March 7, 2009
mugGet the Banging on a mailboxmug.

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.
Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.
by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014
mugGet the Mobile mailboxmug.

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