MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

by vidrome November 16, 2009

maidston

the evil version of ameston who likely uses obsidian and a kb stick with a punch bow in bedwars

Maidston is the worst form of ameston

by Xadreco March 9, 2021

Maidstone Grammar School

School that is a bootleg Hogwarts on the outside and brexiter wonderland on the inside.

"I got accepted into Maidstone Grammar School"
"I'm so sorry"

by morethenless May 28, 2021

Maidstone

Commonplace for landlords of multiple properties to live and party especially on weekend trips to Amsterdam where they get off their bonce on shrooms.

Me: Hey where has our old landlord dave gone?
Friend: Did you not hear? He moved to Maidstone and parties regularly in Amsterdam.

by Shabbaz August 2, 2018

Maidston

What Ameston's chat wishes they had.

When is the Maidston stream going to happen?

by MaidsonSImp March 10, 2021

maidsuk

the worst anime instagram editor of all time. what the fuck is agus doing bro 😭😭

ik y’all wanna follow maidsuk on ig...

by #TITS4MEL October 6, 2020

Maidstone

A shithole that can be found in the south east of Kent just outside of London, normally a lot of dodgey shit is going on around there.

“This place is a bit like Maidstone......fucking shit”
Said Frank

by Imkoollll June 6, 2021