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Dirty Marlon

The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.
I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.

After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.
by knodel.exe May 6, 2020
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Maloneing

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013
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Maloni

A wonderful beautiful girl, who is creative, kind, and adorable. All the guys want her, she has the tan gorgeous skin and the beach body. Her name is hawiian for flower.
Wow, Maloni is so pretty!!
by Minimalist March 25, 2017
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Malon

A cute, kind girl in the Zelda series. Should belong with Link in Ocarina of Time. She looks adorable as a child, but becomes hot in seven years.
Malon's so precious, you just have to adore her.
by Chaos Breaker January 14, 2005
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Alexander Mahone

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.
"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"
by KateDammitRun July 15, 2007
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mahonebone

A nickname given to those with the last name Mahoney, this nickname was first developed in 2015 by an unknown person. (MAY - hOn - bone)
Hey what’s up mahonebone
by The mahonebone June 4, 2019
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alvin mahon

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years
E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here
by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019
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