by Allora December 2, 2003
Get the magik mug.The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.
Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*
Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!
Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!
Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
by The random jerk August 28, 2007
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A race of Gods, whos childern are half Magiks. A Half Magiks can not inherit the powers of their Father though
by Timjitsu October 8, 2012
Get the Magiks mug.A super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. Also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool Gyrarados.
Me: hey why do you have a Magikarp?
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.
by Ash Ketchum7000 Pichu Lover October 3, 2007
Get the magikarp mug.A force, similar to magic, which instead of being drawn from inside a spellcaster through innate talent, is collected by those with the ability from the energy which pervades the entire universe.
Magik users are prone to random weakening or empowering, as the universal "web" of magik rotates around the center of the universe and a particular area fluctuates in concentration of power.
Magik users are prone to random weakening or empowering, as the universal "web" of magik rotates around the center of the universe and a particular area fluctuates in concentration of power.
Magician vs Magik user:
Magician casts Fireball.
Magik user creates shield of energy.
Magician freezes the air around magik user.
Magik user teleports behind magician.
The power of magik fluctuates, magik user weakens considerably.
Magician casts lightning bolt.
Magik user slightly diverts the charge, but is shocked.
The power of magik flucutates, to great concentration on the battlefield.
Magik user summons army of demons.
Magician is occupied fighting them off.
Magik user levitates off the ground, and creates an earthquake which splits the ground.
Magician falls into huge crevasse, crack in ground closes.
Magik user wins.
Magician casts Fireball.
Magik user creates shield of energy.
Magician freezes the air around magik user.
Magik user teleports behind magician.
The power of magik fluctuates, magik user weakens considerably.
Magician casts lightning bolt.
Magik user slightly diverts the charge, but is shocked.
The power of magik flucutates, to great concentration on the battlefield.
Magik user summons army of demons.
Magician is occupied fighting them off.
Magik user levitates off the ground, and creates an earthquake which splits the ground.
Magician falls into huge crevasse, crack in ground closes.
Magik user wins.
by magikchicken May 23, 2006
Get the magik mug.Magikrapping is a move to use during anal sex in water. As the taker of the intercourse is about to climax the giver must pull out and grab the taker by the hair and dunk their head in and out of the water repeatedly whilst screaming "SPLASH WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE"
Also the giver must not finish before the taker to make this possible.
Also the giver must not finish before the taker to make this possible.
"Jan broke up with me last night."
"Dude, why?"
"I Magikrapped her in the pool."
"Bro, you're an idiot."
"Dude, why?"
"I Magikrapped her in the pool."
"Bro, you're an idiot."
by Pazzy & Kathy October 11, 2012
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