Magicarp

1. Shrek's right hand.
2. The strongest Pokémon
3. Floppy motions
4. Floppy winds
5. TaLkInG lIkE gAmZeE

1. I hear Magicarp will punish him.
2. That man had three Magicarps, no way I can beat him!
3. Why is he Magicarping all over the floor?
4.This bluster is really Magicarp.
5. SwIg M8

by K4w4iiH4w4ii December 1, 2014

Magikrap

Magikrapping is a move to use during anal sex in water. As the taker of the intercourse is about to climax the giver must pull out and grab the taker by the hair and dunk their head in and out of the water repeatedly whilst screaming "SPLASH WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE"

Also the giver must not finish before the taker to make this possible.

"Jan broke up with me last night."

"Dude, why?"

"I Magikrapped her in the pool."

"Bro, you're an idiot."

by Pazzy & Kathy October 11, 2012

Magikarping

When you flop around on your partner like a Magikarp, thus entering the sex position Magikarping (WARNING: May cause you to evolve into a Gyarados and use Hydro Pump)

I was having sex with my girlfriend and started flopping around on her like a Magikarp to preform the Magikarping sex position.

by Brony/KTD December 11, 2013

Magikarping

Magikarping is a technique in Grand Theft Auto V, it means to jump and then flopping mid-flight to achieve laughs or in some cases injure people who you go into.

Hey Smith, wanna go Magikarping?

by Old One September 17, 2013

Magicarp4563

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.

Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp4563 on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting Magicarp4563!'

by LubcubsGaming May 20, 2021

Magikarping

Dating an ugly person that you hope will one day become beautiful

Willis: Dude, your girlfriend is a 6, at best.
Lamar: Yeah, I'm just magikarping right now. Have you seen her mom's rack?!

by Shire Straits September 15, 2018

Magikarping

A guy who try's hard to get with ladies "flailing" his dick around like magikarp in the Pokémon games and ultimately ends up failing and having to "splash" himself.

Gary got no ladies at the bar looks like he's magikarping tonight

by Mysticdragon420 May 27, 2017