Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

Maresexual

A person who is sexually aroused and attracted to horses.

Guy 1: Man that chick is hot!
Guy2: Yes she is! Do you see the way she carries the blonde chick on top of her!
Guy 1: Are you talking about the horse Joe?
Guy 2: Yes! I’m a maresexual!

by Jarrow88 December 2, 2018

zacksexual

to be in love with people named zack

r u zacksexual!!??

by tay979lor December 6, 2018

Madsexual

The one and only Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch that’s all that needs to be said !!! How are you not madsexual yet ?!

Them: have you seen madlin Petsch post today ?
Me: first of all it’s Madelaine and ofc I saw it I’m literally madsexual

by angelic_bughead January 5, 2021

McSexual

The sexual attraction to famous fast-food sex icon Ronald McDonald, often inspired by his McDouble cheeked up disposition and sizable McSausage. His special move, the "Griddy" (named after the McGriddle) is said to seduce anyone into McSexuality and makes you instantly gain 20 pounds. It is the "M" in LGBTQM

"I'm not fat. This is a lifestyle and its called being McSexual. Are you McPhobic??

by The Originull September 26, 2022

magasexual

A strange attraction to obnoxious rich fascists; usually can be heard chanting "Make America Great Again" and "Grab 'em by the pussy". These types can be identified easily by their low i.q. and gullibility.

Magasexuals are the new N.I.M.B.Y. crowd.

by Lou Cypher October 11, 2018

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022