mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

Mach Five

To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.

Symptoms of being mach fived:

*lying in your own pussy juice

*uncontrollable shaking

*uncontrollable squirting

*unrivaled pleasure

*some serious hospital time

CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.

Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.

Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.

by MachFive December 27, 2011

Mach 10 Turbo

An instance of one individual performing fellatio on the same individual twice.

She went mach 10 in the morning, mach 10 turbo that night.

by The People of Port Hope April 20, 2005

mach.ho

a Spanish-speaking rentboy

John has been cruising that stud for an hour. Doesn't he realize that boy's a mach.ho!

by jaime-josé September 28, 2009

Mach 3 Dip

Shaving a man's balls, then teabagging a chick.

Jim gave his girlfriend the mach 3 dip, then dumped a batch of man juice on her tits

by Jimmy the gimp December 23, 2009

mach 1

Mach 1 is the speed of sound and is 767.269 MPH.

You have to go at Mach 1 to create a wormhole.

by Squap Shmoop April 28, 2016

Mach Tisch

The most supreme and epic form of tisch in existence. They occur Friday nights in the mach-moadon, and consist of chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and occasionally Hebrew songs.

The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.

Staff member #1, "Hey lets go to the staff tisch, it'll be lots of fun."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."

by mach-camp kawartha-hach September 8, 2011