Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.

You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh

by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

Moderation

A yuppie word for being a bitch.

Fred announced he would be drinking in moderation to no one in particular, because he didn't actually have any friends.

by arcanepurposes December 7, 2011

moderation nation

A sarcastic funny name for a nation where the public is conditioned to overconsume.

"Sally's passport is from the world's number one moderation nation," said George Grommet. "What nation is that?" his best friend asked.

by but for December 24, 2017

Moderation

Something this Urban Dictionary doesn't seem to have. Very rare in modern games.

The moderation team at Urban Dictionary is TERRIBLE! You don't want to know what definitions I found.

by SkeletonGuy November 14, 2018

Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

moderation

Used in message boards when a offensive message has been taken down by the message board's administration. Often used as "Mod" or "Moded" for slang. (Mod can also be used as a noun for a Moderator)

I have 10 moderations on that account.

by Iguana September 12, 2003