by RandomMaarten April 24, 2017
Get the Maarten mug.I looked up this name, and there were no definitions which is sad. So I will make one. Maitexa is a pretty cool girl. But shes mean 2. and a little crazy. She has brown eyes and is very loud, but people like that because shes funny. She cares about you and will make u smile. We all love maitexa!
by pwiotrupwoja May 28, 2019
Get the Maitexa mug.Maite is hard to explain. She can make you fall in love, make you angry, calm you down, frighten you, help you, annoy you and fight you; in immense quantities and often all at the same time. She would give her life for the people she loves; she will never leave you alone: if you need help, she will be with you. She has the most beautiful dark eyes you've ever seen and if you can make them teary, you'll know you don't need anything more than that. Don't expect her to make quick decisions, there is nothing more difficult than that, but when she is sure of what she wants, she won't let anything stand in her way. She does the best petting, but she can also tickle you for half an hour non-stop and leave you tired from all the fighting. She seduces you with her look and makes you fall in love with her way of being; her walk will drive you crazy and her laugh will make you the happiest person in the universe. If she hugs you, you will see how your whole being calms down; if she kisses you, you will feel like the luckiest human being; if she gives you a fixed look with her loving face, you will notice how all the rest of the world disappears for a few seconds. She is one of the best people you will ever meet; it won't be easy to be with her, but it is so worth it. To really get to know her is a one-way trip: she has made me fall in love a little bit more every day of my life.
Maite has the most beautiful dark eyes.
by AgusParadios November 23, 2021
Get the Maite mug.The most handsome and sweetest human to exist. When you think you`re worthless and unlovable, a Maarten can change that. Make sure to hold onto him for as long as you can as you won`t mean anybody who is even close to his level of perfection ever again.
Person 1: Woah what`s that coming down from the clouds?
Person 2: Oh that`s our favourite god, maarten.
Person 2: Oh that`s our favourite god, maarten.
by ihavethebestboyfriend August 11, 2020
Get the Maarten mug.a smart, honest, stubborn girl with a lot of values and always has the urge to relate everything to a cartoon from the 90's which is very annnoying but everyone just deals!!! Plus she has a HUGE BUTT!!!!
Zach: Ugh, Maite shut up with the Spongebob refrences already
Thelia: She will never stop because she is Maite
Thelia: She will never stop because she is Maite
by POOPFACE94 October 9, 2011
Get the Maite mug.My husband claimed he was staying late at the office, but really he was having sex with his maiter.
My maiter asked me if I wanted to order a cock to go with my tossed salad.
My maiter asked me if I wanted to order a cock to go with my tossed salad.
by brado creamed corn August 17, 2012
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by Laura j February 24, 2020
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