maileneuver

A ridiculous mistake made by an oblivious human

Well she really maileneuvered that one.

by RealNewYorker July 4, 2019

Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015

Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

Macleaning up

The act of downing a pint in a game of 'Touch the Cup' and swallowing the coin in the process.

May cause the perpetrator to shit like the Golden Goose the morning after.

Named for some douche who actually did this.

"Welcome to St. Thomas' Accident & Emergency Department, how can I help?"

"I've been Macleaning up!"

by Schlongface Mcghee January 24, 2009

callum maclean

a very very very bent person aha,also a fenian bastard

oy you callum maclean your a fenian bastard

by WatpDavid1872 July 13, 2019

misty mailman

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face

When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.

by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008

mailman

dopeman, dope dealer

by Anonymous September 27, 2003