My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

my mom

my death

my mom will kill me

by Shooosh December 16, 2024

My mom!

A phrase used by a fat dude in regular show called muscle man! Regular show is pretty awesome!

Muscle man: "You know who else likes soda"?
Muscle man: "MY MOM!!!"

by Amazingguywhohasnothingtodo! April 15, 2015

MY MOM!

A joke used by Muscle Man in the 2010 animated television show, Regular Show. They are almost always bad and have no punchline.

"I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!"
Muscle Man, 'Don'

by donuts4days March 16, 2024

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

by lil catfood October 23, 2018

my mom is dead

It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...

Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?

Carl: My mom is dead.

Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?

Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*

by Lolwhat? March 27, 2011

my mom not gay

When someone calls your mom gay you gotta say my mom not gay you are

Sarah:your mom gay

Erick:my mom not gay

by Oof ur mom gay May 18, 2018