The MOO

The act of being naked in the heat of summer. Posed on your hands and knees with your ball sack hanging freely like a set of cow udders, facing the doorway. Once in position call your target in the room, as they enter the room look over your shoulder and moo at them.

The MOO is undeniable by the lady friend. She can’t resist some fresh milk.

by Things hooligans say June 11, 2020

mooing

When someone repeatly complains or asks about someone or something.

Harry: When's it my turn?
(30 seconds later)
Harry: I wanna turn, when's it my turn maate?
(not long after)
Harry: Mate?

Jimbo: I'm nearly finished with her, quit your mooing!

by jjhampden September 04, 2011

moos

The word for literally nothing. You can use it any time in your life.

,I was shopping today.' ,Moos'
,I'm pregnant.' ,Moos'
,Your grandfather died.' ,Moos'
,Hi!' ,Moos'

by 123_moos December 07, 2020

mooing

v.

1. The state or process of releasing the moo sound that is released from a cow.
2. The state or process of talking about a most uninteresting and uncharismatic subject.

1. Mooing - as in to like, moo
2. moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo (repeat until bored)

by Olsen Pickett January 12, 2005

Moo?

Pick-up line used by a chubby chaser. When phrased as a question, it loosely translates into "I want to sex you, you big fat fatty, and nothing more. Are you interested?" Is particularily effective after excessive drinking, but is equally likely to end with a drink being tossed in the face followed by a slap. Also popular among frat boys, with the latter outcome most likely to occur.

Hollywood: "Moo?"
Fatty: "The fuck did you say, asshole?"
Hollywood, laughing: "Moo?"
Fatty: "Alright daddy, but keep it on the brown low."

by Pale Rider August 06, 2007

MOOing

otherwise known as the "up down" or Manhattan Once Over, hence M.O.O.ing. Done generally by females in checking other females out from top to bottom as they pass by.

Kami - I get my fashion from MOOing other chicks at bars.

by Kami Jennings October 09, 2006

Moo

A female breeder. Short for Moomy, like "Mom" is short for "Mommy." So-called because such women drop offspring like cows do, seeming to have little other purpose in life, and sometimes conspicuously breastfeed them in public. They often also bovinely ignore them...unless you attempt to discourage their crotchfruit from screaming or otherwise misbehaving in public, in which case they will begin lowing like an angry cow whose calf has been threatened.

That stupid Moo was letting her little bastard tear up the entire supermarket while she stood obliviously in the frozen foods aisle.

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006