The woman who gave birth to you. She sometimes gets in your face & business, she has mood swings & at times just loses it, but you love her no matter what & she loves you too.
All any mom really wants is to have one day a week to just relax & not have to drive their kids everywhere.
She's the woman who takes care of all the pets you promised to feed & bathe but 'forget', the one who buys you almost everything in the world, the one who hugs you when you're upset & always has a shoulder to cry on, the one who deals with anything from Tampons to heartbreaks when dads don't, the one who always searches for bargains, & one of the few females who won't start rumors about you & start drama.
In other words, the crazy lady well all love.
All any mom really wants is to have one day a week to just relax & not have to drive their kids everywhere.
She's the woman who takes care of all the pets you promised to feed & bathe but 'forget', the one who buys you almost everything in the world, the one who hugs you when you're upset & always has a shoulder to cry on, the one who deals with anything from Tampons to heartbreaks when dads don't, the one who always searches for bargains, & one of the few females who won't start rumors about you & start drama.
In other words, the crazy lady well all love.
Me: Mom, can I have this new CD?
Mom: You just got one!
Me: But I really like this band! I found it online cheap & new.
Mom: -sighs- How much, honey?
Mom: You just got one!
Me: But I really like this band! I found it online cheap & new.
Mom: -sighs- How much, honey?
by ToriFTW January 3, 2009
Get the Mommug. a person who is ur parent and is female.
She talks and talks and talks until u wanna hit her over the head with a shovel. :)
She talks and talks and talks until u wanna hit her over the head with a shovel. :)
God, mom, why wont u just shut up? Please Stop Talking to me. I get it, i wont ever try to stick a roach in the microwave again. now shut up!
by photohungry August 23, 2007
Get the mommug. by keepout October 4, 2009
Get the Mommug. (no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
by SISTAR April 22, 2011
Get the mommug. Beyoncé is such an inspiration, she is my mom.
by Cunt707 March 15, 2015
Get the Mommug. The most beautiful loving person in the world. She will do anything for her kids and will never give up no matter the circumstances. A mom is stronger then anyone else. She'll tough it out and be there through thick and thin. She's the best person in a childs life. Sometimes you'll get in a fight with her, but she'll always forgive you. She is the true definition of beauty.
by thrscarybearunderyourbed April 11, 2015
Get the Mommug.