Mojo

Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.

Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!

by Baceisgay1 April 16, 2009

Mojo

Title for a person who is weird, odd, or unique in some abnormal, but positive way.

That guy is a Mojo!
Man, he is such a cool Mojo.

by Celton July 6, 2004

Mojo

A racial slur towards people with green skin.

"Yoda from StarWars is such a mojo it is disgusting."

by An randomn guyn September 14, 2019

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005

mojo

(noun) A toilet paper tube stuffed with sheets of fabric softener, used to cover the smell of marijuana smoke. The inhaled marijuana smoke is exhaled through the mojo.

If we don't use a mojo, this room will reek of pot.

by logos November 16, 2002

mojo

weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap

Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert

by zany Zane October 1, 2007

Mojo

music magazine that is aimed at a more alternative audience its not like smash hits! (crappy mass produced pop shit grr!) good free CD's as well!also apreciates that music from before 1995 is actually great!

perso 1:MOJO's got a free punk CD this week that rocks!
person 2: yeah dude no chance of britney spears sneakin in there unlike top of the pops!

by Cpt, B August 30, 2008