milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

MILFBusters

Sort of like MythBusters, but everything on the show is about horny middle-aged women.

Welcome to MILFBusters. Up first on our show, we see if you can make a MILF orgasm with a pair of tongs. Then, we see if vibrators can make a MILF cum out her ass if positioned properly.

by positionproperly August 8, 2012

MLIB

My Life Is Boring. Said after a sarcastic comment about what you are doing.

I HAVE LECTURES ALL DAY! ...MLIB

by cheezecake135 October 22, 2010

mlib

acronym for My Life Is Boring.

Man, I have nothing to do today." "Me neither, mlib!

by elefunte July 9, 2010

MLIFOL

My Life Is Full Of LAWLS!

Did you just see MSPS?

Yeah, MLIFOL!

by DaArtCrew KAREN LOVER July 10, 2009

MLFB

my last fucking breath

After that bong hit it felt like MLFB.

by LordAbortion August 1, 2012

MILFBWAF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck But Wouldn't Actually Fuck. Like a MILF, but one you wouldn't (or couldn't) actually fuck for any number of reasons.

My boss's wife is a total MILFBWAF. I would tear that ass up, but I don't want to get fired.

by 1natestand June 27, 2016