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MLIAers

A MLIAer is someone who is a deticated fan of MLIA. They are perhaps the awesomest people to ever surf this web and have very distingishable characteristics:

-they LOVE Harry Potter

-they HATE twilight

-they will forever be on a quest to find Waldo

-They have thing for ninjas

-they obviously agree that Google is far better than Yahoo

-Are quite interesting in random websites such as Cleverbot, weird laws and how many of me.

-They are deticated to make this world a much more average place
"guy 1-Dude, did you see that fort someone build in the wal-mart? They are all camped out in in dressed as wizards while punching an edward shirt! they must be ninjas!
guy 2- nah man, those are MLIAers!"
by MLIA4EVER April 23, 2011
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MLIA

Acronym for My Life Is Average, the nerdier and more entertaining version of Fuck My Life.
Today, I got a new phone and someone called saying my son was say profanities in class and making rude gestures towards the teacher, they gave me the phone to talk to "James" I told him to keep up the good work. I don't have a son. MLIA.
by I'm just that guy April 17, 2010
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MLIA Commenter

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.
n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
by thatmsufan December 17, 2010
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Dio maialozzo sburato

Typical italian expression used for introducing yourself happily to other people. Works especially good on priests or very religious people.
Priest: Ciao! (Hello!)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTO PEZZO DI ME- (What a wonderful day! It would be awsome to chat a little with you, while drinking a nice cup of tea!)
by le tagliatelle del porco dio October 15, 2023
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MLIA

Today, after my friend texted me a joke, I typed "hehe" I backspaced and changed it to "haha", because I felt this was closer to my real laugh. MLIA
by ZackandMartin June 26, 2009
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MLIA

An acronym for "My Life is Average".

A site that parodies FML, where people post their "average" stories. The format consists of posting the story, and then putting the acronym MLIA afterwards.

Lately, many of the comments on the stories by members are people complaining about the site isn't "average" anymore, but instead full of funny stories that actually make people laugh.

Apparently these people are stupid and can't accept change. Maybe they need to move out of their parents' basements and stop dragging society down with their shit.
Today at school, my friend went into one of the large storage cupboards. When he came out a few minutes later, I asked, "How was Narnia?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "Hogwarts was better." MLIA.
by Shit, Son January 6, 2010
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mlia

An acronym for the website, My Life Is Average. MLIA posts are written about dailey life in the Kingdom od Average ruled over by the incredibly fair, kind wizard, Harry Potter. It is located next to Narnia, a country the people of Average have exceptionally good relations. They have such good relations with Narnia that they helped Narnia in the battle of Narnia, resulting in citizens of Average often randomly yeslling out, "For Narnia!" It is a known fact that MLIAers despise those from the kingdom of Twilight which is ruled over by the evil, corrupt king Justin Bieber and his queen Rebecca Black. So on the site MLIA, rude but exceptionally truthful remarks can often be found about Twilight and it's rulers. A fact to be noted about the citizens is that most are really secretly ninjas, so it is not wise to insult one. The kingdom of Blank and its website DBPB is among divided opinion among the populace. Overall, Average is a truthful, jolly, and wonderful place to visit as can be seen on the website. Though, unfortunately, enemy spies occasionally sneak onto the sight and post dreadful and untrue stories. Fortunately, that is a rare occurance and the Kingdom of Average remains a wonderful place to visit.
Today while visiting my grandfather in a nursing home, I saw an elderly man drinking from a pepper shaker. MLIA

Today, I was outside walking my dog. I saw a guy walking up the street. He was very muscular guy and he was wearing a short, sparkly dress. His friends were walking behind him taking pictures.I asked him why he had on a dress and he said that he lost a bet. I took a picture with him. MLIA
by maskofevil October 27, 2011
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