Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

by Jason Winship May 18, 2019

maritess

a type of fren who will "trick" you into going out with her to watch a movie with a few "frenz". she is a fun person and beneath her funny and cheery exterior she is a sensitive person.

she pulled a maritess on me and i ended up watching a movie "as soon as we got home"

by Ilaisa May 12, 2004

marites

marites always say OMD wich means (oh my d???d) if ur name is sara or tiffany u will never know.

marites will never tell you.

by missomd March 29, 2009

Maritess productions

A production company that over-achieves at school projects to the extent that they make other people feel bad.

Justin: Hey guys look at my project!
*shows project*
Quang: Oh thats nice. Lemme show you mine from Maritess Productions.
*hold out super 3-D pop out shit super colorful amazing jaw dropping flabbergasting project*
Justin: Oh mine sucks compared to yours.
Quang: I know. :D

by Youknowwhatitishappyface March 4, 2011

mirieth

a person who gains pleasure by stalking animal sanctuarys and abducting the rarest creature he can find

"that mirieth has just abducted the lesser spotted spice weasel!"

by not slash June 26, 2004

Militérian

A Militérian is a boss and the man irrespective of gender. A Militérian speaks the truth, support his/her roots and loves music

She's a Militérian because she proud of her ethnicity.

Tobi listens to J Hus so he's a Militérian.

by Danny marsh January 31, 2020

Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.

(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"

by graymanboi June 13, 2020