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mancunian

1) Somebody from Manchester. England's 6th largest city

2) Somebody who constantly talks about Manchester. They make an effort to tell you that they are (a)a Mancunian and (b)from Manchester, every opportunity they get. These people tend to refrain from "nose blowing".

A typical Mancunian / stranger exchange:
MANCUNIAN: Hello
STRANGER: Hello
MANCUNIAN: I'm a Mancunian!
STRANGER: What does that word mean?
MANCUNIAN: You know, I'm a Manc, from Manchester (does weird creepy shoulder dance)
STRANGER: So what?
MANCUNIAN: Have you ever been to Manchester, it's amazing, it's the capital of England.
STRANGER: Yes, its wonderful I'm sure, goodbye
MANCUNIAN: So do you want a Big Issue or not?
mancunians don't blow their noses
by Hello Newman September 15, 2006
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Mancini

A set of summer shorts with a pattern not unlike a picnic blanket. Individual preferences include, but are not limited to: Plaid or Alternating of contrasting colored solid squares. Spotting someone wearing "Mancinis" is a clear indicator that summer has arrived. They are commonly seen at lakefronts, on camping trips or visiting newly born babies. One who chooses to wear "Mancinis" will often experience feelings of joy, drunkenness, and the warmth associated with being around good friends. Also commonly known as "Picnic Pants", The term "Mancini" is reserved for those of a higher social standing and ultimately more self respect.
Scenerio 1
Boy: "Why wont you go out with me?"
Girl: "You have no style and don't know how to party"
Boy: "I'm heading over to Bob's Stores to pick up a pair of Mancinis"
Girl: "Really? Lets make love!!"

Scenerio 2
Prince William: "What should I wear on our honeymoon?"
Catherine Middleton: "Mancinis of course"

Fact:
"Every time a bell rings"...Chuck Norris kills someone with a roundhouse kick to the face and then wipes his victims blood on his new "Mancinis"
by Joman416 November 24, 2011
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Dan Marconi

A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.

You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"

you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.

Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.
Hi, I'm Dan Marconi, all I do is play video games, I hate my life, fuck you.
by BOB DUBBIN October 21, 2008
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Genuine Mancunian

A fan of Manchester City. IE. Someone who actually knows how the offside rule works.
Manchester United fan: I'm a true mancunian!

Manchester City fan: Who was Man U's top scorer in the 2003/2004 campaign?

Man U fan: Um..Beckham?
by Evil h. Weasel April 23, 2005
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mansonite

used to be: A poser who listens to Marilyn Manson way too much

now: since there are few left, the faithful fans that are still mansonites are the smarter and more interesting minority that gets dissed for no reason by "goths".
know-it-all goth bitch: Hey you poser mansonite stop whining!!

mansonite: you moron if you're so good why does your music sound like crap??

know-it-all goth bitch:hey i never thought of that!
*puts on a manson shirt and everybody holds hands and dances*
by shniblob March 4, 2004
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mansonite

Mansonite: a dumb kid who worships Marilyn Manson (among Korn, Slipknot etc) often claiming they are "goth" without having any knowledge to how the scene was started.

Mansonites tend to "try too hard".
by Anonymous July 18, 2004
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