manatee
A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.
I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!
manatee by HoldingForth February 1, 2024
Manatee joke
A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
Manatee joke by Jlarge November 14, 2007
Manatee High School
A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.
Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.
Jim: Which one?
Tim: Manatee High School.
Jim: You're going to get jumped.
Tim: (sad face)
Jim: Which one?
Tim: Manatee High School.
Jim: You're going to get jumped.
Tim: (sad face)
Manatee High School by Doesn't Matter :| April 14, 2009
manatee effect
When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
manatee effect by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
manatee mailbox
Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.
manatee mailbox by hotpocket81 June 9, 2009
Manatee Flipping
Verb- refers to the act of taking MDMA (ecstasy) and a strong narcotic (such as Oxycontin) simultaneously, producing a gentle, very carefree state of mind, not unlike a manatee drifting about the Florida Keys (before getting crushed by a speedboat full of bitches).
Carlos: "Hullo Xavier. Have you seen Pascual? He seems to be very slow."
Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."
Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."
Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."
Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."
Manatee Flipping by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009
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