Mapled

So drunk you can't see straight. Wasted. Trashed.

Man I got mapled last night.

by Beezle327 February 8, 2010

Malleo

A version of Mario introduced in Youtube videos. He is also Canadian, talking like Terrance and Philip of south park. But, all he can say is fire flower. But, when he says it, he turns things into fire flowers. He is also Weegees older brother.

fan: hey its malleo!
malleo:fire flower
fan: (is a fire flower)

by I am a fucking retard!!!!!!! October 14, 2008

MallRding

Being generally anti-social, refusing to participate in activities with friend to be by oneself.

Did Jared stay home from the movies?
Yeah, he's MallRding it again.

by The GINGERale August 31, 2010

Mallet Head

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.

Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today

by Chesstastic July 31, 2007

mallesting

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.

Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.

by Lance P. August 18, 2007

mallercise

walking within a shopping mall with the sole intent of exericising, and not shopping.

John went to the mall to mallercise since it was a cold day.

by Andy Smither December 25, 2007

Mapledore

A large erect candiana penis

look at him he has a huge mapledore

by jerry long April 18, 2017