lyndon love loogie

The act of anal sex between two males; Namely the Giver (Meat) and receiver (Lyndon). The giver conducts the anal enjoyment until ejaculation, whereby he lets fly into his own mouth, while the receiver holds his own buttocks open in a gaping manner. The giver then will play with the "Love Loogie" in his mouth, then slowing let the warm stringy mass leech its way into the receivers opened anus.

Meat pounded Lyndon with such ferocity that he left Lyndon’s hole gaping open and red. Underpants Gnome who was watching with such joy, said; "Give him a Lyndon Love Loogie". Meat did exactly that. He Came into his own Mouth, played with the Jizz and then let it slowly fall into Lyndon awaiting anal cavity.

Lyndon yelled out in joy of the warm mass falling slowly into his goose-pimpled body.

by E-Nigma August 30, 2008

Lyndon Love Loogie

1)to engage in anal sex with a male until the anal cavity is large and gaping. The giver then procedes to spit a humoungous loogie into the gaping anal hole.

Lyndon gave Tom a gaping hole then whipped a Lyndon Love Loogie in there

by ksas September 10, 2005

Lyndon

On April 26th everyone named Lyndon can skip anything like work or school

I skipped school on April 26th because my name is Lyndon

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Lyndon skip day

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school

I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Lyndon Webb

That guy that always steals and snorts chalk, while always maintaining his power of annoyance so he can keep other people away.

Look, there's the Lyndon Webb. RUN

by ppbaba June 4, 2021

Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area

Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.

by FuckBuff July 6, 2021

Lyndon

The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.

Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable

by Bigcocknballz September 1, 2021