Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.

A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).

It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Lunar Client

A client side Anti Cheat for Minecrafters to prove they are legit.

Please note that 69.6969696969% of these users are cheaters. Be ware of the Lunar Clienters! Report them to the MMC staff team.

Oh, hes using Lunar Client, he's legit.

by MinecraftUnited May 7, 2019

lunar wasted

when an individual is so inebriated, they can not feel gravity.

I was so lunar wasted last night, we left orbit

by LunarWaster September 5, 2010

Lunar Pussy

A pussy so wet and soft it sends you into orbit with every stroke.

When I fuck her lunar pussy I'm sent to another galaxy.

by gdpork September 5, 2010

Lunar Conspiracy

Utter Codswallop. A theory that states that the moon doesn't exist, when it so obviously does. Apparently, the moon is a hologram.

'Why believers in the Lunar Conspiracy Theory think that people would waste perfectly good money projecting a moon-shaped hologram onto nothing (which, by the way, wouldn't work) completely defeats me. Some people are really untrusting.'

by Vito-sponge July 21, 2006

Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*

“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Lunar New Year

A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”

If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.

by Fasters January 29, 2023