a larger than average penis
As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.
by Wageslut October 23, 2015
Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
by Snipervert March 03, 2010
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by kmichener June 17, 2011
Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.
They are always cutting us down.
They are always cutting us down.
by Modeen August 27, 2014
1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)
2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"
Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"
Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
by ASHcheeks April 30, 2012