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Lobotomised

1. a patient after an operation where a small part of the brain is removed and is therefore usually overly calm and drools often

2.excedingly drunk, to the point of wishing you were dead and hurling vomit and feces in every direction.

ext. lobotron: someone that constantly partakes in the act of becoming lobotomised.
1. the man drooling in the courtyard of the assylum was lobotomised.

2. i dont remember what i did last night but i am sore and i stink this morning my freinds said i was lobotomised and told me about how i was walking to people and vomiting on them and i smelled bad because i shat myself and constantly falling over and screaming tht i wished i was dead.

ext. my friends all tell me i am a lobotron but i cant remember anything except being in the shower and smelling really bad.
by Dildo Williams July 26, 2008
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lobotomy

1) removal of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "patient" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc. while still technically not considered a "vegetable".

2) a process that had been deemed unethical and barbaric, but has evidently been stealthily carried out on a truly massive scale, as shown by tell-tale symptoms of lobotomization such as:

"Calvin pissing" stickers, voting Republican, obsessive interest in NASCAR, membership in the NRA (as opposed to responsible hunting, fishing, and conservation groups), calling it "moral values" to tell lies in order to start unnecessary wars that kill or maim tens of thousands of people as well as to lie, cheat, and embezzle in a manner befitting of Enron, Halliburton, Arbusto Energy, or Tyco, to destroy God's Creations with irresponsible & reckless abandon, especially while simultaneously ignoring all principles of science and all available facts in order to promote a theocratic worldview in the guise of "intelligent design" (an indoctrination ironically similar to the Islamic fundamentalist wackos these same so-called Christians purport to be opposed to), promote the hatred of and discrimination against the economically disenfranchised or otherwise most vulnerable members of a society, particularly if it allows titillating discussion of sexual acts these same repressed prudes and closet-cases secretly fetishize under the flimsy pretense of "taking a moral stand".
That Dubya's a walking, talking lobotomy.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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Lobottlemy

A feeling after a long night drinking where one can not remember what or who they did. Similar to a lobotomy, just caused by a bottle.
"Man I have no idea what happened last night! Why is that Fat chick leaving my room? Man I had a total Lobottlemy!"
by ERGO-WHAT? September 21, 2009
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lobotomized Rock

A person who is lazy, lethargic, and incapable to think properly.
john is a lobotomized rock, he is just a waste.
by being formless September 13, 2022
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dr loboto

psychonauts, dr loboto
by caligosto February 26, 2019
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Orbital Lobotomy

The act of skull fucking an individual (through their eye socket) until they lose all individual identity.
Karin has been much more agreeable since I gave her that Orbital Lobotomy which by the way destroyed her entire frontal lobe :)
by Bobby Gonzalez September 16, 2005
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