Lobottlemy

A feeling after a long night drinking where one can not remember what or who they did. Similar to a lobotomy, just caused by a bottle.

"Man I have no idea what happened last night! Why is that Fat chick leaving my room? Man I had a total Lobottlemy!"

Lobottlemy by ERGO-WHAT? September 21, 2009

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Lobottlemy

A procedure performed by Arsenal fans to numb the pain of bottling almost every trophy opportunity in the last 2 decades. This is done by slamming a bottle up their nose, removing the part of the brain that allows them to act as logical, functioning members of society.

After years of pain, Steve had a lobottlemy. Now he thinks Saka would start for 2015 Barcelona

Lobottlemy by Rakussy January 31, 2026

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lobottomy

Da alternative type of brain-surgery operation dat you'd hafta perform on someone who's always "had his head up his a**".

I wonder if a dude who is always "looking for a piece of tail" would also be someone who'd need a lobottomy to cure him of said undesirable behavior??

lobottomy by QuacksO January 18, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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