Lobottlemy 

A feeling after a long night drinking where one can not remember what or who they did. Similar to a lobotomy, just caused by a bottle.

"Man I have no idea what happened last night! Why is that Fat chick leaving my room? Man I had a total Lobottlemy!"

Lobottlemy by ERGO-WHAT? September 21, 2009

Lobottlemy

A procedure performed by Arsenal fans to numb the pain of bottling almost every trophy opportunity in the last 2 decades. This is done by slamming a bottle up their nose, removing the part of the brain that allows them to act as logical, functioning members of society.

After years of pain, Steve had a lobottlemy. Now he thinks Saka would start for 2015 Barcelona

Lobottlemy by Rakussy January 31, 2026

lobottomy

Da alternative type of brain-surgery operation dat you'd hafta perform on someone who's always "had his head up his a**".

I wonder if a dude who is always "looking for a piece of tail" would also be someone who'd need a lobottomy to cure him of said undesirable behavior??

lobottomy by QuacksO January 18, 2023