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Lobottlemy

A feeling after a long night drinking where one can not remember what or who they did. Similar to a lobotomy, just caused by a bottle.
"Man I have no idea what happened last night! Why is that Fat chick leaving my room? Man I had a total Lobottlemy!"
by ERGO-WHAT? September 21, 2009
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Lobottlemy

A procedure performed by Arsenal fans to numb the pain of bottling almost every trophy opportunity in the last 2 decades. This is done by slamming a bottle up their nose, removing the part of the brain that allows them to act as logical, functioning members of society.
After years of pain, Steve had a lobottlemy. Now he thinks Saka would start for 2015 Barcelona
by Rakussy January 31, 2026
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lobottomy

Da alternative type of brain-surgery operation dat you'd hafta perform on someone who's always "had his head up his a**".
I wonder if a dude who is always "looking for a piece of tail" would also be someone who'd need a lobottomy to cure him of said undesirable behavior??
by QuacksO January 18, 2023
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