the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009
Get the turd locker mug.Locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. In locker speak, locker means penis and cheese means vagina. There are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. A facebook page compiles all of the words (but the English translations aren't there--you have to figure them out yourself.)
"Is that a staple?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."
"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."
"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."
"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."
"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."
"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."
"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"
by lockerspeak December 9, 2008
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the act of two or more people fighting in a locker room each with a pair of hockey/lacrosse gloves and a lacrosse/hockey helmet.
Yo, i just heard that billy and bob locker boxed in the locker ailes. Apperantly, Billy won in the 3rd round
by teen persian May 3, 2009
Get the locker box mug.Wear and tear that the daily use of books, binders, and backpacks receive from being shoved into lockers.
"Dude, my history book has some locker burn... half of the pages are missing!"
"I'm going to need a new backpack... look at this locker burn."
"Dude, look at all your stuff! You had a locker inferno with how much locker burn you are rockin'."
"I'm going to need a new backpack... look at this locker burn."
"Dude, look at all your stuff! You had a locker inferno with how much locker burn you are rockin'."
by Xexeter February 27, 2010
Get the Locker Burn mug.The act of buying a crappy school breakfast and then eating at your locker before the third bell rings. Another daily act of lockergating is giving your milk to Bowen.
by Xavierdamus September 1, 2011
Get the Lockergating mug.Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015
Get the Jake Locker mug.Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment
Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment
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