Lamprini

Female name originated from Greece, translated as "shining one". Lamprinis are pretty rare, even in Greece. If you ever meet one, consider yourself lucky, and find out as much as you can about her. Chances are she's going to rock your socks off.

Girl1: I spend hours doing my hair and make-up and I stiil feel fat and ugly...
Lamprini: Stop it.

by Randreas November 4, 2012

Frank Lampard

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.

-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.

by Alkawi May 27, 2007

lava lamp

The best kind of lamp.

My friend has a lava lamp and we like to trip out and stare at it.

by Celeste A. April 18, 2006

lämp

The thing that attracts every moth in the world. The word lämp just makes moths wanna ejaculate and not evacuate. They wanna build a family with lämp. Lämps can be found in your house on your bedside table or in your ex neighbors basement. Lämps are pretty cool

Butterfly: Wow dude that’s one cool lämp.

Moth: That lämp is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, god has blessed my eyes.

by Yeet yeet eskeeit September 29, 2018

Simple Lampoon

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

Lampis

Lampis is the best greek name. He fucks you every night and you can find his balls if you search very deeply in your ass.

Lampis' dick is ** cm

by Θεμιφόνης ο Κύων October 29, 2019

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011