Lizzo

A drug for fat people who can't afford Ozempic. Instead of making you lose weight, listening to Lizzy makes you feel better about being fat.

Doctor: "If Ozempic is too expensive for you I can prescribe you Lizzo instead."

by awesomeMB9 August 2, 2025

Lizzo’d

When you leave someone hanging, or in a lurch. When someone is ass out due to your failure. When you have failed and now someone is fucked because you left them,”ASS OUT.”

The parents of the Michigan shooter straight up Lizzo’d his ass. They got a private attorney and he is left with a public defender and he is ass out.

by Fresh61 December 6, 2021

Lizzo gang

A notorious street gang founded by Iman Slyman. All members must have lean muscle mass with a get big mentality.

On Lizzo Gang I’m about to smash this bitch

by Imanslyman March 16, 2022

Lizzo's

Big Big Big Females Jidion likes. Like 600 pound life girls. But he likes Lizzo the most.

I like lizzo's . Like if its not lizzo's your an L. FUCK TYRONE

by SEAMLESSACTIVITY February 10, 2022

Lizzo Famous

A fake form of fame. Generally associated with hypocritically leveraging personal characteristics for personal gain/fame. In layman's terms: Using your literal body weight to trick people into believing you are sicker than you actually are.

She rips the flute though. Props there.

Damn, that b!itch Lizzo Famous. I went to high school with that chick; she's always making men apologize for making fun of her weight until its time to jump on a table.

by Milkcans February 28, 2022

Lizzo-Sized

Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.

I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.

by KLtgoat April 6, 2023

lizzo paradox

The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty

Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"

Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox

by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023