lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

Lappy Man

Slang.

Offensive to males.
Subserviant like a dog/Homosexual/male dancer

Yo, go sit down lappy man

Go back to your owner lappy man

by Dedhedtattoos September 13, 2022

Lappy Man

Someone who craves attention on social media

Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man

by Dedhedtattoos September 30, 2022

Lappy

A nickname used for the last name 'Lapp', usually implies sexiness and a huge shlong. Very intimate partner, great for one time hook-ups.

My friend Lappy here is gay as fuck, and I don't care, lets hook up.

by Lappy's BF December 15, 2022

Lappy

Slang for “Lap Band Surgery”

Plural: Lappies

Lap band surgery is used to help someone lose weight. It involves putting a ring around the top part of the stomach. The ring slows the entry of food to the main part of the stomach and the person feels full after eating only a small amount of food.

Dr Kim - “I’ve got a private lappy booked today, need to book my airfares to Japan next week and I only fly business - can’t wait to hit the POW”

by Therealman445 July 24, 2023

Lappy Meal

Slang for eating pussy.

Eat that pussy like a happy meal, that’s called Lappy Meal.

by CustomHydroGaming January 27, 2026

Tappy Lappy

To move quickly usually due to excitement or joy

Use similar to that of (post haste)

(English slang maybe I'm not really sure)

Not commonly used anymore

Dave: you haven't slept in two days you best get to sleep
John: yea I'm nackered I'm off to bed tappy lappy

by IronBlimp July 22, 2025