liposuction

when the ground is shaking or an earthquake.

Oh no! The ground is liposuction!

by 『Otaku』 May 9, 2022

lipsosuction

A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.

Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.

by QuacksO December 12, 2022

liposucktion

Or more correctly, "lipsosucktion". What your hot female cosmetic-surgery practitioner smilingly performs on you as a reward for your having gotten your body-slimming surgery performed without whining.

By da time dat da hospital had finished with my artificial-toning procedure and liposucktion, both my excess fatty tissue and my love-juice had been "vacuumed" away.

by QuacksO July 18, 2023

livnosis

to be under Olivia Rodrigo's hypnotic control.
under LIVNOSIS.. under her Livnotic control.. Livnosis

Oh my god, look at him.. He's so under Olivia's control.. It's like he's under her Livnosis.. I don't understand how she does it!!

by oliviastan69 October 22, 2024

jack lianos

best boyfriend a girl could have. is funny sweet, and caring.

jack lianos is the best human ever!! >/////<

by 🍑🙌 February 14, 2020

Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.

“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”

by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024

Mexican Liposuction

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

by Izzygrizzly June 18, 2025