A big, furry brown cat, found in the savvanna of Africa. NOT the jungle, you phyco's. Often toated as the king of beasts, and no one knows why. Some say that the lion is the biggest cat, even though the tiger is the biggest cat in the world. Often hunted for trophies.
Lion- Bwa ha ha! I'm the lord of the jungle!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
by Bixxo July 12, 2006
Get the lionmug. A big cat found in Africa.
Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.
And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)
Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.
And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)
kid: - Dad, is it true the lion is the king of the jungle?
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.
by Num' Bocku May 2, 2006
Get the lionmug. A lion is a aquatic animal that loves to eat fish. They swim in groups and chill out in small lakes. Sometimes, when you go fishing you can catch a lion and thaey are delicious when dipped in strawberry jam.
by Salsa dude398412 March 31, 2019
Get the Lionmug. A large feline that when when put into a group of 1 trillion lions will become to violently hate the sun.
by InkoStuff September 2, 2023
Get the Lionmug. (Panthera Leo)
The second largest feline living after the Tiger.
Lions live in a social structure known as a pride. Male Lions have dark shaggy manes and a small brush like patch of fur at the end off their tails.
In comparison with the Stockier more Robustly built Tiger, Lions are slimmer in build and less powerful, but just as deadly to people,. Lions are very regal looking and have earned the right to be called king of the beasts due to their crown like mane and very royal attitude.
The second largest feline living after the Tiger.
Lions live in a social structure known as a pride. Male Lions have dark shaggy manes and a small brush like patch of fur at the end off their tails.
In comparison with the Stockier more Robustly built Tiger, Lions are slimmer in build and less powerful, but just as deadly to people,. Lions are very regal looking and have earned the right to be called king of the beasts due to their crown like mane and very royal attitude.
by Brave Lion December 4, 2011
Get the Lionmug. Very old and most likely debunked misinformation posted for the millionth time on a forum either by a confused noob or a devious troll.
by Jordan Lowndes January 14, 2008
Get the lionmug. Lit-est in our nation
by bestanator November 20, 2016
Get the Lionmug.