lingers

A girl who you can insert 6 fingers into

you should go for her, she's a six-fingers lingers

by charlie_chalks March 25, 2009

Liedership

What a leader shows when knowingly expressing a falsehood that's then disseminated by the mainstream media and the leaders underlings.

The president sure showed liedership when telling that whopper about Weapons of Mass Destruction.

by Jedijoe February 4, 2006

astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

ash landers

A character from black butler who calls everyone unclean, unpure, unnecessary

'you are unclean, umpire, unnecessary, you shall be cleansed by the flames of God!' -ash landers

by Eijiro05 January 23, 2020

just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.

Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers

by trrocks03 October 31, 2007

morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)

is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!

by hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha August 6, 2011

Landers

Redneck hookers with little to no teeth.

Don't go to Landers, CA... you'll die!

by Manda G. July 21, 2017