"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
by bromp February 18, 2010
Get the Fartistic Licence mug.A false identity made up of lies and tall-stories created by people to attract attention and mask their mediocrity.
Emo-kids are a prime example; 9/10 cases, their lives are problem free and they just say their lives are crap to get attention.
Emo-kids are a prime example; 9/10 cases, their lives are problem free and they just say their lives are crap to get attention.
"Shit, dude. Mikey's been slitting his wrists again. His dad bullies him constantly."
"Bullpies; his dad's a great guy and devout Christian. Mikey's got a lidentity"
"Pete Wentz attempted suicide, he must have some serious problems."
"Can it, douchebag. He's in a super-successful multi-platinum band and he's dating Ashlee Simpson. His life's way better than mine'll ever be!"
"Sheesh, talk about lidentity."
"Bullpies; his dad's a great guy and devout Christian. Mikey's got a lidentity"
"Pete Wentz attempted suicide, he must have some serious problems."
"Can it, douchebag. He's in a super-successful multi-platinum band and he's dating Ashlee Simpson. His life's way better than mine'll ever be!"
"Sheesh, talk about lidentity."
by Shatty Fatmas October 23, 2007
Get the Lidentity mug.by Gino :) March 18, 2022
Get the lilex mug.A 60-month loan used to purchase a high-priced vehicle that you cannot afford and have no intention of paying off. The lien will likely end in repossession.
"Tyrone has a gangsta lien on that new Escalade, but he doesn't even have a steady job. I doubt he'll have it for long."
by Denali June 24, 2012
Get the Gangsta Lien mug.Alonzo: Does she have a lick her license?
Jake: What?
Alonzo: A Lick-Her-License, is she a dyke, a lesbian?
Jake: What?
Alonzo: A Lick-Her-License, is she a dyke, a lesbian?
by sokpuppet September 27, 2005
Get the Lick Her License mug.If you meet a lilanie in your life, hold on to her. She will be a great friend to you. She is protective, beautiful, kind, caring and loving. You'll be so lucky to have a friend like her. Even luckier to have her as your girlfriend.
The name lilanie is from Hawaii.
The name lilanie is from Hawaii.
by A someone June 17, 2019
Get the lilanie mug.Someone who claims to believe in and stand for "liberty" and "freedom", but what they actually care about is the ability to diddle whoever they want, whenever they want with no judgement and no consequences. A member of the Licentitarian Party whose mascot is a mother hedgehog eating her babies.
Here I thought we were having a great conversation about property rights and tax reform and turns out all he wants is to be able to plant his seed in any hole he likes; you know, a real Licentitarian.
by SoldierDude4184 November 3, 2022
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