lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

white lighter

Commonly regarded as the most unlikey of all lighter colors.

Used a white lighter broke a sweet ass pipe.
Used a white lighter lost my favorite chill'em.
Used a white lighter got caught on a roady.
Used a white lighter my fuckin car broke down.
Next day my truck broke down.
Used a white lighter i dropped my fone in a puddle.
Used a white lighter i lost 2 bags.
THIS SHIT ALL ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FRIENDS, JUST AS EXAMPLES, IT'S A FACT. FEAR WHITE FUCKIN' LIGHTERS

by bear and truffs September 10, 2007

north american lightening rod

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike

hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

J-lighter

Something that is so trippy, it makes you want to light up a joint.

-Man, have you heard that new Bat for Lashes track?

-Yeah, it's a real J-lighter.

by tehee<3 June 24, 2011

lucas the lighter

brown haired boy named lucas who gaslights everyone (but especially people named ellie)

bro 1: lucas screenshotted my story
bro 2: be careful dude he’s an opp fr

bro 3: i heard he also gaslights people

bro 1: damn what a lucas the lighter

by super reliable source February 19, 2022

Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"

by NoSnKi December 16, 2011