Lighthouse Effect

Being so tall that people look up to you and naturally gravitate towards you.

“I wonder why everyone likes David?”
“Oh, it’s just the Lighthouse Effect.”

by StopSexualizingBoats April 1, 2023

Chinese Lighthouse

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018

Greek Lighthouse

When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.

Jenna gave herself a greek lighthouse to prove to her friends it was possible.

by Rodman Randy April 29, 2005

edison lighthouse

One of those great one-hit wonder bands from the seventies that creates some spectacular achievement is music then fades away. The lead singer was in five different band throughout the seventies, each one creating a one-hit wonder, he was called a singer-for-hire.

Love Grows is one kick ass song but nobody remembers it. It's in the end of shallow hal. Edison lighthouse, what a weird name.

by Major_Crane 82nd Squadron RAF October 11, 2004

I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014