Bishop's Licence

The Bishop's Licence is bestowed upon a gentleman when his wife is down the shops or otherwise engaged away from the house, and confers on him the right, nay, the duty to wank himself blind.

Bloke 1: You coming down the pub, Bruce?

Bloke 2: Nah Bruce, the missus's at her sister's, I've got the Bishop's Licence.

by hydraulis November 19, 2011

Namjoons.drivers.license

A kpop tiktoker who's really funny and cool

Who wouldn't follow Namjoons.drivers.license on tiktok?

by Anonymous amazing person January 14, 2021

Lick-her License

Quoted by Denzel Washington in Training Day. Another term for a lesbian.

"lickher license?"
"What?"
"A lick-her license was she a dyke, a lesbian?"

by MJM2344 October 6, 2009

off licence

In Britain, a shop licenced to sell liquor for consumption off of the premises (as opposed to an On Licence, such as a pub, which is licenced to sell liquor for consumption on the premises).

I went down to the off licence to pick up some wine for tonight.

by C. Lees November 26, 2006

California license plate

A tattoo found on the small of a woman's back. Most commonly found among women in California, hence the name. Also known as bitch tat. It is often speculated that women with such tattoos may be undersexed nymphomaniacs or flat-out sluts.

Yo, I can see that chick's California license plate sticking out from her low-rise jeans

by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005

Panama City license plate

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

That girl sure likes to show off her Panama City license plate!

by CCrow July 30, 2008

license to sell hot dogs

your fly is open and your dick is hanging out

hey buddy, do you have a license to sell hot dogs?

by Budi September 23, 2007