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Latte Liberals

"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.

This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor.

Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy.

Note contrast to cornflake conservative
New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.
by voteswinger February 28, 2005
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Fuck liberals

A degrading term referring to a person who has the real life perception of a Hollywood celebrity (thus they're of course an expert on global politics), coupled with the backbone of a Frenchman, and multiplied by the intelligence of a Special Olympic athlete.
Fuck Michael Moore, Fuck Tim Robbins, Fuck Alec Baldwin, Fuck Green Day, Fuck John Kerry, Fuck Liberals
by angrypatrioticamerican September 15, 2005
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Liberatoo

Someone who is overly silly in conversation.
1: That duck looks suspiciously like my last muffin.
2: You are such a liberatoo.
1: Well, you're a big Liberatoo-y-ness.
2: What? 0_o
by Ang, yo October 28, 2009
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Literature Club

The totally normal club with cute girls that your childhood best friend bribes you to join with cupcakes. Makes your heartbeat go doki doki while writing fire poems.
Childhood bestfriend: Hey join the literature club
Main Character: No
CHBF: One of the members made cupcakes
MC: shit im in
by MKmac November 21, 2020
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AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama
by Lil’osa October 8, 2018
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Stupid liberals

...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.

...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.

...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
Those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.
by NoWhining April 25, 2010
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limousine liberals

Wealthy people whose political beliefs are nominally on the left side of the spectrum, but tend to have a rather hypocritical view of liberal agendas, being happy to write checks but unwilling to support them once they start affecting their private schools and gated communities.
Limousine liberals are the kind that silly old saying refers to when it says "if you're not a conservative by 30 you have no brain". If you're going to be a knee-jerk NIMBY, you may as well be a conservative, no matter how you vote.
by Brian X September 28, 2003
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