silent library

A game show where you are in a library and you are given various penalties, it is a card game, if you talk you are automatically eliminated or make noise for that matter, the one that draws the skull and crossbones has to do the typically humiliating and painful task. i.e. snort sugar

When he played silent library he ended up having to eat three jalapenos for one challenge, and he got kicked in the nads twice because he had drawn the skull twice.

by Apricot Aardvark February 9, 2008

Library Book

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.

"shes a library book"

by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011

Library Gnome

N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.

Student 1- "Where's Billy?"

Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."

Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."

by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009

Librarycucking

To spend a copious amount of time studying in the library only to end up as a wagecuck for life.

James: Anyone down to hit the main library for a huge librarycucking session?
Tony: Yea man I have lots of work to do.
James: Alright mate, I'll see you up there at 7pm. Don't forget your laptop charger!

by TMIZZ October 15, 2018

House Library

When after waking up hours later and finding your face planted on your laptop's keyboard with text-books littered around, you finally realize that the college library has become your home...

Joe's always passed out in his House Library.

by Mistersich November 20, 2010

Library card

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.

Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

National Library of Wales

One of the dying libraries in the UK.

We love good libraries.

Director is said to have had an affair with his former secretary who also knits in the library. The archive houses such records - or maybe just rumours? A weird guy is often seen there with glasses and an iPad, trying to make himself important because in fact, he is not. He has worked there for years, still attending Welsh classes. C'mon 'gwd boy', the ancient lingo is not that difficult! Dysgwch!

You can get married in the library now, you know?!

No concept. Twitter and Facebook pages - boring.

Must visit soon.

Need to check the internet for free at the National Library of Wales, maybe with the iPad.

by bombolom February 27, 2011