LaBarbera's Law

The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.

Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.

Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."

GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"

by Baldran August 25, 2010

Laiba Ahmed

A British cutie born on the 3rd of June 2010. She is kinda weird but super sexy. She grabs all the boys attention and is super clever. She is so leng that she got sent to isolation for distracting learning with her sexy looks. She is 5-foot 4-inches and has lots of friends. Her best friend is Joshua.

I hate Laiba Ahmed so much, I wish I was her.

by Mickeymouse69 March 27, 2023

liabetes

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful

Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"

by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

Liana

A beautiful girl with an amazing heart. Doesn't open up to people soon but as soon as she has trust in you she will pour her heart out. A Liana will always give the very last of what she has just to make others happy. She is very trustworthy and an honest friend. If you ever have a bestfriend with the name of Liana you will never be left alone.

Anna: Liana never opens up to me I think she's a bitch.

Jon: no, she is not a bitch I've known her for many years, she just has been through so much in her life that it is so painful for her to open up so quickly.

by Majan December 28, 2011

Labattomized

The condition of being inebriated by drinking too much of only one brand of beer, produced by the second-largest brewery in Canada, after Molson.

Ad slogan : Get Labattomized!

by StaccatoPoet February 26, 2009

21st century liability

An album written by Dominic Harrison also known as YUNGBLUD.

"Hey have you listened to 21st century liability?"

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

Refreshing Liabation

A phrase coined by Mr Collins to describe a liquid drink, either water or juice.

Alright class, don't be shy to have a refreshing liabation throughout my lesson.

by danananankroyd July 4, 2009