Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

lazingularity

Having achieved the ultimate level of laziness. The laziness singularity.

- Hey, that dude named Ben sure is lazy.
- Lazy? He is beyond lazy, he has achieved lazingularity.

by Soleil Noir Media January 20, 2015

Lazinit

Being lazy. Relaxed. Chillin.

"You at work?"
"Nah, I'm home lazinit."

by Dougernaut May 5, 2015

Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011

Lazinessitis

A common mental health issue that makes a person very lazy. It is sometimes contagious and could be permanent.

Becky I don’t want to go to school. I think I might have lazinessitis.

by Yickatee September 8, 2018

Mass Laziness Strategy

Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.

On MSN:

Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"

Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."

Time: "Yeah, good idea!"

by Beastly Cock November 8, 2009

Sleep Laziness

The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.

2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."

by Shiicloud July 8, 2011