E-Lew

A ridiculously smart, athletic, sexy man.

Hot Chick #1: Hey check out that E-Lew!

Hot Chick #2: Yeah, he is so sexy, it's ridiculous.

by E Lewis February 21, 2008

loopty Lew

A curly, illegible signature; akin to probable Treasury Secretary Jack Lew's signature, which is likely to appear on our paper currency soon.

I signed that form you gave me.

You did? Your signature looks more like a loopty Lew.

by njg149 January 12, 2013

Pulling A Lew

When a person starts an online video game when no one else is playing to learn all the camping spots.

Camping is a strategy that many online gamers argue is cheating. If a person camps they wait in one spot for other people to run by them for an easy kill.

Are you playing by yourself?

No, I'm pulling a lew!!!!!

by Swift Scout March 5, 2011

Ryan Lew

noun

a person who is chunky and unintelligent

I'm looking for tall, dark, and handsome. All I ever end up with is Ryan lew

by wahwah123 September 2, 2012

Pennsylvania Lew

When you have saved up a months worth of jizz in your system then blindfolded yourself and tied one hand behind your back and wacked off till you release into all the stolen beer glasses you own and make your significant other drink from them

All my beers are hazies after I Pennsylvania Lew’d all my stolen beer glasses!!

by Tastylovincheesecake January 1, 2020

Big Lew

A term used for a lewys when they are in a drunken state. Any other name will not grab their attention other than this. When used, they will puff up their shoulders to assert dominence and make you aware you have achieved their full attention.

"Lewys"

No answer

"Lewys!"

No answer

"LEWYS!!"

no answer

"Big lew"
*dominant stance* "what!"

by ScooterTheCooter May 30, 2021

e.Lew

Smoking a blunt comparative to the size of Emmanuel Lewis

Person 1: pass the L

Person 2: this isn't an L, it's too big..it's an e.Lew

Person 1: what are you talking about

Person 2: it's a blunt the size of Emmanuel Lewis

by pyromnac August 14, 2009