luca cosaratto

the most macho man of all time
all men strive to be like luca cosaratto

his presence shocks men and women of all backgrounds and ages

“oh my god is that luca cosaratto?”

“my girlfriend left me for some guy”
“really, what was his name?”
“luca cosaratto”

by s0urpierogy March 31, 2022

George Lucas’ Bad Acid Trip

The only reason for Jar Jar Binks’s existence.

Mark: Have you seen Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace?

John: Yeah. Jar Jar looks like something straight out of George Lucas’ Bad Acid Trip.

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019

Luca Blight

A villain in the video game, Suikoden II. A blood-thirsty monster who burned down a poor innocent village and slaughtered every villages one-by-one with his sword, just for plain fun. Prince of the Highland Kingdom, son of Agares Blight.

Luca Blight: Hohohehahaha! Die, you pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Delf October 13, 2003

Dirty Lucas

The act of having sex with a spooky ghost until it sprays ectoplasm all over your face.

There's no way I'll do the Dirty Lucas again. Last time was way too spooky.

by Dr. Cortex October 7, 2019

Lucas Voves

When another man takes a shit in your mouth and you squeeze it between your teeth.

Jay bent over and gave tom a great big Lucas Voves.

by JABOUEY July 8, 2020

Luca

Luca is a guy with the best personality. His smile is extremely contagious and his eyes crinkle when he grins. He is caring and takes his relationships seriously and values everyone in his life. Luca is a nerd and loves to share his knowledge with the world. He is self-conscious of his body, but in reality, is very toned and fit. His arms look like they were sculpted by the Gods and his hands are extremely masculine. His torso is very broad and he is an excellent hugger. He has a way with words that'll melt you to they ground. Luca always works hard on everything, whether it's his art, his sport, or his relationships. He is every woman's ideal guy. Only the luckiest girl in the world could get the chance of loving such a perfect person.

Girl 1: "who's your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "Luca 😊"
Girl 1: "but how did you pull him? He is like an angel with a devilish side. Too hot for words"

by Owlbooty December 1, 2019

Lucas Boss

Any tub of lard that if approached air waves are filled with the smell of pure pain (body odor, shit, cigarettes,gasoline_

dude bill deevy is such a lucas boss

by a gms student December 3, 2019